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Computer Keyboard Jokes

What buttons do you press on the keyboard to restart the computer?

I remember hearing of an online joke that goes around, like when you play an online game, and someone says "press (this button) to get unlimited health". and when the person presses that number, the computer shuts down.

what button is that

Ctrl + Alt + Delete will restart your computer, but Alt + F4 will exit out of whatever you're in.

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Hilarious Call Center Jokes

Everyone needs a laugh from time to time and what a great way to get the crowd laughing by telling some hilarious call center jokes. If you are searching for great jokes to tell the crowd at the call center to lighten the mood when times get stressful, the Internet is a great source where you can find many funny stories to make everyone laugh. You do have to be careful that you do not tell off-color jokes that may insult your coworkers. You also have to careful of those that are clearly gender biased and those that display racial prejudice. This is because many call centers are now located in different countries of the world. For example, one of the major Canadian airlines has its call center located in Bombay, India.

 

Some jokes related to call centers are actual conversations that took place between the customers and the agents. These stories may seem like they have been made up, but with so many people not having a good understanding of technology, when call centers first became popular, the conversations actually did take place. There are stories specific to a particular industry, which is why there are so many different ones available.

 

Examples of actual conversations that took place between call center agents and their customers include:

 

* Agent: Madam, can you tell me what is on your desktop right now?

 

Customer: I have the keyboard and a pen and some paper.

 

Agent: No, madam, your desktop is your computer screen. What is showing on the screen on your computer?

 

Customer: Nothing. I haven turned on the computer yet today.

 

* Agent: Mrs. Smith, I am calling today about your cell phone bill. Are you aware that your account is overdue?

 

Mrs. Smith: Oh, what a nice young man you are? Your Momma must be so proud of you to have such a good job.

 

Agent: Yes, Ma’m. However, we are going to have to cut off your cell phone service if you don’t pay the amount owing on your bill.

 

Mrs. Smith: Young man, do you ever borrow money from your Momma?

 

Agent: That is not what we are talking about here, Mrs. Smith. We are talking about the money you owe for making telephone calls on your cell phone.

 

Mrs. Smith: What is a cell phone?

 

Agent: it’s the small telephone you carry in your purse.

 

Mrs. Smith: Really. I did’n know that. So that a telephone. My how times have changed!

 

Agent: Are you going to pay your bill, Mrs. Smith?

 

Mrs. Smith: Well, first I have to find my purse. I can remember where I put it. Then I can look

for my cell phone.

 

Agent: I am calling you on your cell phone, Mrs. Smith.

 

Mrs. Smith. Well I’ll be! I have to hang up now young man, but it was nice talking to you. Why don’t you call me again when you want to have another chat?

 

As you can see from these conversations, work is sometimes very frustrating for call center workers, so humor is essential in this line of work.

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What Do You Want to Communicate During Web Site Design

Okay, you're at the point where you know basically what your web site is about. You also understand your audience. Now it's time to figure out what you are trying to tell your audience. What message or messages are you attempting to deliver?
What I usually do at this stage of the game is get a blank pad of paper and a good pen, go to the park (assuming it's a nice day) or someplace quiet and think. Another good place is the local library, although the office conference room will do in a pinch.
The idea is to stay away from a computer. You don't want to have any temptations near you at all. No terminals, no keyboards, no internet access, no email. Nothing. Why not? Because this stage of the game has nothing to do with the internet or computers. I've also found it's much easier to think without distractions like a ringing phone or a demanding email program.
So think about what you are trying to communicate. This is probably one of the most important parts of the design process. Do it right at the beginning and your web site will just come together by itself. Mess it up now, and you may find yourself making endless changes and fighting it for a long period of time.
I've found it's best to start from general terms (this is referred to top-down design) and work my way to the specifics. For example, let's say I have decided to make a web site about domestic cats and my audience is cat owners. All right, what am I trying to tell these cat owners?
I might begin by saying, well, I want to teach them some of the tricks that I have learned to make cat ownership more fun and fulfilling. I might also want to sell them some products (that is a form of communication) as well. In addition, I may want to stress ethical treatment of animals.
Now I can start putting this together in an outline or list or whatever you like. This is a thinking process, so just write down whatever you feel is important in as organized a manner as is appropriate. What you are doing is trying to get your thoughts organized and written down - this is nothing formal and it definitely does not need to be seen by anyone else. Formal design comes later, this is more of a high level analysis.
I might wind up with a list of things to teach my visitors about cats. The idea here is to give people some information which makes the site valuable for them. This is important regardless of whether or not the site is commercial - you must give people something of value or they will not remain at your site, they will not come back and they will not recommend to anyone else.
You may also start to consider briefly how you are going to communicate your messages. Think a little bit about graphics, sounds and other multimedia at this point. Staying with the cat example, I might want to include a chart of cat breeds with a picture of each breed, along with a description and favorite food. I may also want to include video or sounds to communicate better. Remember, you are not creating the web site or it's contents at this time - you are defining the boundaries.
Define the limits to what you want to discuss on your site. Current information? Daily or weekly tips (perhaps an ezine)? Historical data? Photo albums? How detailed do you want to get? How general? If you are selling something, how are you going to tie your content to your site?
Remember to always tie back your decisions to your goals and to your audience. Are these things that your audience would want to know? Does all of this information fit in with the site goals and objectives? In other words, if you are creating a web site about cats, you probably do not want to include articles and pictures from your skiing trip - unless, of course, you have a cat that skis.
I've found it's usually good to do this several times over several days. Write down your thoughts and organize them as necessary. Then go home and come back the next day. Repeat the process. Do this as often as necessary until it just feels like it's done.
Don't spend an outrageous amount of time on any of this. The whole process for a good sized web site should only take a few afternoons. Remember, you are defining in general what you are communicating. The specifics come later.
When you are finished, you will find that the remainder of the web site analysis and design process will go much smoother. And it should - you know what you are trying to communicate. That sure makes it easier to do so.

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Display ગુજરાતી(gujarati) Text in HTML Page Using Frontpage

STEP 1: Open a new blank html file in Microsoft FrontPage and save it as index.html

 

STEP 2: Insert the following tag exactly after the tag.

 

 

 

STEP 3: To insert gujarati text in the body part

 

A.    Do it by knowing Unicode

 

i)     Type the code for characters that you desire to display on the html page. Here is the code-chart.

 

OR

 

B.     Use a keyboard utility that will help you to easily create content in Gujarati.

 

i)       Copy the whole content from that utility to your html page.

 

OR

 

C.    Install a Language Package Interface (LIP) from Microsoft site.

 

a)            Visit http://www.microsoft.com/unlimitedpotential/programs/llp.mspx

 

b)            Click on Localization Language offerings

 

c)             Select India in the image and Select Gujarati from the Asian languages List.

 

d)            Insert your download (ie. Windows vista, Windows XP, windows 2003)

 

e)            After validation of Genuine Microsoft product, it will provide a Download button.

 

f)             Download and save the file at appropriate place (by default, the name of the file will be LIP_gu-IN.mlc).

 

g)            Double click the file and go through the setup process, at the end of which Gujarati package will get installed in your computer.

 

h)            Now Click on Start->Control Panel

 

i)              Click to open Regional and Language Options.

 

j)             Click the Keyboards and Languages tab, and then click Change keyboards.

 

k)            Under Installed services, click Add.

 

l)             Click the language Gujarati (India) and then click OK.

 

m)           Now you will see a language bar in the task bar. It will show the current input language.

 

n)            Create the text part of the html page using Microsoft Word[Ensure that current keyboard language should be GU in language bar to type in gujarati]. Use the fonts that support Unicode like Arial Unicode MS, Shruti,etc. [Take help of Character Map, when needed]

 

[ To change the input language : Click the Input language button on the Language bar, and then click GU Gujarati (India) or EN English ( United States) as per your wish. If you don't see the Language bar, right-click the taskbar, point to Toolbars, and then click Language bar. ]

 

o)            Copy the content to Front page html file.

 

STEP 4: Now you are ready to publish the page.

 

STEP 5: Don’t forget to check it on different browsers like IE, FireFox, Opera,etc.

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Rest Sexy

Is it just me or are Turkish men terribly sexy?

I didn't date any of them that I met there this summer but now that I am back at school, I look at the local boys here and all I can see is what they are missing, Turkish charm, looks, charisma. What is it that they have got that the rest of the world is lacking?

haha ya I kind of agree with you. When you come back to America (or whereve you are from) you notice the guys are so much hotter in Turkey. wow I don't know about "Turkish charm", they are nice to you and say anything sweet to make you like them but then they have a side you never see of them...not all of them just the ones I know and a lot of my guy cousins are like that unfortunately. but ya I agree with you, they do have that look that just makes you love them.

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Getting Funny Sexy Videos

If you ever get bored of browsing the sites and you are looking for something just to take up time, there is a lot you can look at watching funny sexy videos. That is not just all that accessible. Besides the videos, there are games you can play and also pictures to browse. This will take up a lot of your time.

Some of the videos that are available to look at involve models tripping over their feet on the catwalk, soccer teams scoring the most hilarious goals, videos of pets getting up to the strangest things. This is enough to make you laugh. Then you get games that you can try out, and after you have, rate it and even leave a comment! How much fun is that? Get a little serious and watch a few funny Paris Hilton videos. There is just so much to see and get involved with.

Just give this a try, and rest assured that you will be laughing long after you have logged off. This will even break a miserable man free of his clutches. Once you have finished with the videos, and if you are still standing, try checking out a few pictures. There are sexy pictures taken of girls and a few getting a sneak peek of sexy girls in public. The hilarious stuff comes in when a little boy is trying to fight with a few police officers; a civilian is talking to a statue, an old man is tanning in the sun wearing a white bikini and a little girl is sitting between two boys and pecks them each on the cheek.

What more could one want to laugh? This is a sure guarantee that your stomach muscles will still be aching two hours and fifty-nine minutes later!

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Shock Game

Does a shock dampeners make a difference in your tennis game?

What are the advantages and disadvantages?

yes it does. it aborbes the shock that goes through ur raquet when u hit the ball. with out it when u hit the ball the shock will make ur raquet wobble at times. which means the ball will likely go out of controll. and u will find these shock dampeners useful after a long rally cuz even if u r strong after a long rally the shock that is absourbed by ur hands puts more and more strain on ur arm so that ur arm will start to hurt and get injured. so u should always use a shock dampener. but the bad thing about it is that if the ball hits it it will go out of controll as well but other than that there is nothing els that is bad about it. oh and becareful chooseing the right one. a good one whould make ur strings fell stiff once u put it on. but if u have a few at home and none of them are perfect then u can also try putting on more than one cuz that is what i do and it works.

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Cardinal's Shock With Their Super Victory Over Eagles

At the start, Cardinals jumped out with quite good lead behind good performances by the defense and offense. When game started cardinals were in high passions as they were able to put seven points on the score board while eagles were attempting to set it.

By halftime, Eagles were able to drive into Cardinals territory i.e. in the red zone but they succeed in getting six points only. While Cardinals drove into the territory of Eagles three times and were able to get 17 points out of their sticking drives. After all eagles are the strong opponents, they were not ready to surrender easily. They came back with furious attack and took the lead from Cardinals in fourth quarter. In that time, Cardinals Answered with a championship-worthy and gusty drive that helped them to retook lead to win victoriously. Here are details of some guys who played like real heroes for Cardinals.

Fitzgerald was the man for the Cardinals on Sunday. He had an awesome 9 receptions for 152 yards, which included 2 huge catches. He also set a single post-season record by receiving 419 yards. In doing so he beat the record set by the legendary Jerry Rice. This is one reason why this match is going into the list of historical football results.
Cardinals have had their best season ever since 1933 as they beat Atlanta, Carolina and the Eagles in their playoff games.

McNabb was also on fire. Thanks to his 62 yard throw to the novice DeSean Jackson, Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie was able to pass it onto Jackson who scored with just 10:45 left. This gave Philadelphia its 25-24 edge. Warner was 21-for-28 for 279 yards along with 4 TDs and McNabb finished with 27-for-46 for 375. yards.

McNabb had his longest run of 22-yard since 2007. However, a motion penalty was given because of deafening noise in the stadium which put a harness on him. David Akers further improved his personal post-season record by scoring a 45-yard field goal which also happened to be his 19th straight.

The Cardinals have a special skill for takeaways and this is what got the ball back for some precious time. Unfortunately, Aaron Francisco was held back on the runback by the Eagles' Jackson. This resulted in a much-needed recovery for Philadelphia.

Eagles got into serious trouble only a little while later when Warner pitched to J.J. Arrington who tossed it to the quarterback. The long pop-up pass by him was received by Fitzgerald after Quentin Demps fell.

McNabb remained impassive and sent a pass to Kevin Curtis who sped down 47 yards with half of Arizona's defenders chasing after him. They only caught up with him at the 19 which led to the setting up of Aker's 33-yard.

It was all for nothing for the Eagles as Fitzgerald remained unstoppable. His performance on Sunday has definitely earned him a place among football icons. A 1-yard TD catch put an end to Fitzgerald's butchering of the Phillies.

Stay in touch with the latest on this wild-card team. I see many more fireworks performances coming from them.

If you can't take time out from work to watch the games, stay informed of football live scores through websites like ScoresPro.com

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Computer Keyboard Pranks

What do you think of this computer prank?

Happy April Fool's day!
Okay, on my dad's computer I made a Marquee screen saver with a bright blue background and white words. The words say "A serious error has occurred. Windows is deleting all files. Error number 50108" Then I unplugged his mouse and keyboard so he can't turn the screen saver off.

My question is does the message sound real enough? If you don't think so what should I write instead?

Thanks in advance!
Use as much as you like:)
btw the error number stands for the date
April (5) first (01) and the year (08)
Enjoy
Use as much as you like:)
btw the error number stands for the date
April (5) first (01) and the year (08)
Enjoy
opps I meant to make the 5 a 4

i think it sounds pretty real! (love the prank, i think i might do this to my dad's computer too!) to suggest something, i guess i would make sure that the plugs from the mouse and the computer still LOOKED LIKE they were still plugged in-- or at least your dad can't see them. HOPE YOU HAVE AN AWESOME APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!

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April Fool’s Day – Design pranks and enjoy

Everyone loves to laugh. People enjoy more when they laugh at others (in fact, only few can laugh on own self). What if you are given the opportunity to make someone fool, laugh on them and share that funny trick with others as if you have "won the battle"? Of course, you would wish to grab this opportunity.

So here comes 1st April, grab it. You have lots and lots of ways to make pranks with your friends and colleagues. This day is meant especially for those people whose heart is still innocent and pious to laugh. I believe that everyone should target at least three people around them to make fool on 1st April. They should also remember that someone might have listed them in one of those "threes".

Point to remember when making a prank on April fool's day:

• 1. It should not hurt (physically or emotionally) the individual.
• 2. It should end to some surprise and fun - not shock or embarrass.
• 3. If possible, design the prank in team, so supporting actors will also have the sense of "won the battle".(Teamwork has its own charm)
• 4. Before planning the prank, identify the strengths and weakness of the "target". This will help you to plan an excellent and rocking prank, and she will be easily dragged into the conspiracy.
• 5. Don't forget Newton's 3rd Law - To every action, there is equal and opposite reaction. So be prepared for the responses.
• 6. Try to design the prank in such a way that its laugh, joy and fun remain for the whole day (or for several hours).
• 7. Don't play pranks with those who are very sensitive by nature. (It may spoil your and her day, as well as relationship between you.)

Something is better than nothing. So, if you can't plan a big, long and complex trick, don't be pessimist. You can always try the following ones:

• Pour water when target is not expecting.
• Put lots of wafers and things that make crackling noise where they will sit.
• Read news aloud which is not in newspaper, but is of target's interest (even horoscopes will work).
• Change computer screen background, or keyboard settings which can confuse and then make someone laugh.
• Give a call and say "Come to my home urgently, I have some important issue to talk about."

 

Happy April Fool's Day----to make and become fool.

[Please note: The usage of "she" is for "he and she" and "her" is used to describe "his and her"]

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Ms. Jikitsha Sheth
Lecturer,
Shrimad Rajchandra Institute of Management and Computer Application.
Gopal Vidyanagar, Ta. Mahuva, Dist. Surat
Pin - 394 350
www.srimca.edu.in

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