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Keyboard Pink

May 6th, 2010 admin No comments

Keyboard Pink
Keyboard Pink
on the blackjack II does the keyboard light up? and what color is it if you have the pink one?

it is a phone.

http://www.wireless.att.com/cell-phone-service/cell-phone-details/?device=Samsung+BlackJack+II+-+Rosa&q_sku=sku2690225

if you dont know what it is then dont answer my question. thanx.

white is the standard color for all the blackjacks back lights

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Red and Pink Mobile Phone 1

Nokia introduced the 2626 as a successor to the 2610 which is aimed at the style conscious. It is a colorful phone as it has been introduced in many vibrant colors. The pink color one is a very eye catching handset. The revamped colors and the presence of music capabilities make it quite an attractive device. The pink color posses’ visual appeal.

Dimension and design

 This red and pink mobile phone comes in a much conventional dimension of 104x43x18 mm, weighting 91 g. A basic design in a rectangular shape is what you get. The phone is constructed out of three different plastic materials, with the inset made of tinted glass, having mirror coating on the front. It makes the device look good. In fact it is very comfortable to hold and carry around. You can slip it in your pocket or purse with ease.  Two loudspeakers are situated at the top and right hand sides of the phone. It does not have any other keys present on the sides of the device.

Display

This red and pink mobile phone has a 27×27 mm STN-matrix display, with a resolution of 128×128 pixels, having 65K colors. The quality of the screen and picture is quite good but it becomes indecipherable the moment it is under direct sunlight.

Keys

The keypad is made in ledges, and is large enough, this makes it very comfort able for you to handle. The radio can be activated by pressing the star key for a little longer time. But comparatively you will find that the navigational keys are smaller. The two functional keys has the left one is dedicated to the menu, while the right one can be used just about for any function, even to lock the keyboard. The keys are white and bright making it easy for the user to read the legible key captions.

Battery

The phone uses quite a powerful Li-Ion battery at 970 mAh, and has a specified 300 hours of standby and 3 hours of call mode time. The battery can sustain up to 2 hours of game play.

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Computer Keyboard Jokes

March 4th, 2010 admin No comments

Computer Keyboard Jokes
Computer Keyboard Jokes
What buttons do you press on the keyboard to restart the computer?

I remember hearing of an online joke that goes around, like when you play an online game, and someone says "press (this button) to get unlimited health". and when the person presses that number, the computer shuts down.

what button is that

Ctrl + Alt + Delete will restart your computer, but Alt + F4 will exit out of whatever you're in.

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Hilarious Call Center Jokes

Everyone needs a laugh from time to time and what a great way to get the crowd laughing by telling some hilarious call center jokes. If you are searching for great jokes to tell the crowd at the call center to lighten the mood when times get stressful, the Internet is a great source where you can find many funny stories to make everyone laugh. You do have to be careful that you do not tell off-color jokes that may insult your coworkers. You also have to careful of those that are clearly gender biased and those that display racial prejudice. This is because many call centers are now located in different countries of the world. For example, one of the major Canadian airlines has its call center located in Bombay, India.

 

Some jokes related to call centers are actual conversations that took place between the customers and the agents. These stories may seem like they have been made up, but with so many people not having a good understanding of technology, when call centers first became popular, the conversations actually did take place. There are stories specific to a particular industry, which is why there are so many different ones available.

 

Examples of actual conversations that took place between call center agents and their customers include:

 

* Agent: Madam, can you tell me what is on your desktop right now?

 

Customer: I have the keyboard and a pen and some paper.

 

Agent: No, madam, your desktop is your computer screen. What is showing on the screen on your computer?

 

Customer: Nothing. I haven turned on the computer yet today.

 

* Agent: Mrs. Smith, I am calling today about your cell phone bill. Are you aware that your account is overdue?

 

Mrs. Smith: Oh, what a nice young man you are? Your Momma must be so proud of you to have such a good job.

 

Agent: Yes, Ma’m. However, we are going to have to cut off your cell phone service if you don’t pay the amount owing on your bill.

 

Mrs. Smith: Young man, do you ever borrow money from your Momma?

 

Agent: That is not what we are talking about here, Mrs. Smith. We are talking about the money you owe for making telephone calls on your cell phone.

 

Mrs. Smith: What is a cell phone?

 

Agent: it’s the small telephone you carry in your purse.

 

Mrs. Smith: Really. I did’n know that. So that a telephone. My how times have changed!

 

Agent: Are you going to pay your bill, Mrs. Smith?

 

Mrs. Smith: Well, first I have to find my purse. I can remember where I put it. Then I can look

for my cell phone.

 

Agent: I am calling you on your cell phone, Mrs. Smith.

 

Mrs. Smith. Well I’ll be! I have to hang up now young man, but it was nice talking to you. Why don’t you call me again when you want to have another chat?

 

As you can see from these conversations, work is sometimes very frustrating for call center workers, so humor is essential in this line of work.

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Basic Computer Keyboard Functions

February 24th, 2010 admin No comments

Basic Computer Keyboard Functions
Basic Computer Keyboard Functions
How do i explain these in a paragrah?

the basic functions of a computer: input, processing, storing, and output.

explain the basic parts of a computer: monitor, tower, mouse, and keyboard.

Sounds like homework to me and to give you the answer would be cheating

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Importance Of Computer Diagnostic

We are in the information age, also commonly known as the computer age or information era. Advance computer system is a necessity to process different kinds of task in this information driven society. The computer age will not be possible without advance computer system. However even with this advent of technological breakthrough computer problems cannot be avoided at all the time that is why it is important that you know some basic computer diagnostics.

Software Diagnostic

There are two types of computer diagnostic. Since the computer system is a marriage of hardware and software working together, it is important to know the basics. The software side includes the operating system, drivers, office application and other non tangible program that is running at the background that makes the computer work. A computer problem could be a hardware or software so it is vital to identify if the symptom is software or hardware issue then run the necessary diagnostic.

There is a lot of company who develops software diagnostic. Usually software diagnostic fixes the error in the program by checking for corrupted and broken commands. Each operating system like Windows, Mac and Ubuntu has its special way of running individual computer software diagnostic every time the system boots up to make sure that the computer will function properly.

This computer diagnostic that runs on the operating system checks if the hardware component is present. It also checks if the corresponding driver of that device is properly installed and working which will help the operating system and the hardware components communicate later on. Nowadays the computer software diagnostic that we are very familiar with are programs that detects malicious codes that may harm you computer. This is what we call anti-virus or anti-spyware program. This helps on virus removal and spyware removal respectively.

Hardware Diagnostic

The hardware is the part of the computer that you can see and touch like the monitor, keyboard, mouse and speaker is your hardware part. Inside your box or the central processing unit (CPU) you will find your processor, hard drive, dvd rom and memory. All this components has to work all together in sync with the software in order to have a working computer. This is why the hardware computer diagnostic comes in handy.

Your computer will show thousands of possible symptoms every time it encounters a problem. Some computer manufacturer like Dell has built in hardware diagnostic that check which specific component is not working properly. For example, if the computer is not booting up, it is necessary to check what kind of error you are getting and run hardware diagnostic for the system hard drive to see if it is working properly.

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Blank Computer Keyboard Chart

February 14th, 2010 admin No comments

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What Do You Want to Communicate During Web Site Design

Okay, you're at the point where you know basically what your web site is about. You also understand your audience. Now it's time to figure out what you are trying to tell your audience. What message or messages are you attempting to deliver?
What I usually do at this stage of the game is get a blank pad of paper and a good pen, go to the park (assuming it's a nice day) or someplace quiet and think. Another good place is the local library, although the office conference room will do in a pinch.
The idea is to stay away from a computer. You don't want to have any temptations near you at all. No terminals, no keyboards, no internet access, no email. Nothing. Why not? Because this stage of the game has nothing to do with the internet or computers. I've also found it's much easier to think without distractions like a ringing phone or a demanding email program.
So think about what you are trying to communicate. This is probably one of the most important parts of the design process. Do it right at the beginning and your web site will just come together by itself. Mess it up now, and you may find yourself making endless changes and fighting it for a long period of time.
I've found it's best to start from general terms (this is referred to top-down design) and work my way to the specifics. For example, let's say I have decided to make a web site about domestic cats and my audience is cat owners. All right, what am I trying to tell these cat owners?
I might begin by saying, well, I want to teach them some of the tricks that I have learned to make cat ownership more fun and fulfilling. I might also want to sell them some products (that is a form of communication) as well. In addition, I may want to stress ethical treatment of animals.
Now I can start putting this together in an outline or list or whatever you like. This is a thinking process, so just write down whatever you feel is important in as organized a manner as is appropriate. What you are doing is trying to get your thoughts organized and written down - this is nothing formal and it definitely does not need to be seen by anyone else. Formal design comes later, this is more of a high level analysis.
I might wind up with a list of things to teach my visitors about cats. The idea here is to give people some information which makes the site valuable for them. This is important regardless of whether or not the site is commercial - you must give people something of value or they will not remain at your site, they will not come back and they will not recommend to anyone else.
You may also start to consider briefly how you are going to communicate your messages. Think a little bit about graphics, sounds and other multimedia at this point. Staying with the cat example, I might want to include a chart of cat breeds with a picture of each breed, along with a description and favorite food. I may also want to include video or sounds to communicate better. Remember, you are not creating the web site or it's contents at this time - you are defining the boundaries.
Define the limits to what you want to discuss on your site. Current information? Daily or weekly tips (perhaps an ezine)? Historical data? Photo albums? How detailed do you want to get? How general? If you are selling something, how are you going to tie your content to your site?
Remember to always tie back your decisions to your goals and to your audience. Are these things that your audience would want to know? Does all of this information fit in with the site goals and objectives? In other words, if you are creating a web site about cats, you probably do not want to include articles and pictures from your skiing trip - unless, of course, you have a cat that skis.
I've found it's usually good to do this several times over several days. Write down your thoughts and organize them as necessary. Then go home and come back the next day. Repeat the process. Do this as often as necessary until it just feels like it's done.
Don't spend an outrageous amount of time on any of this. The whole process for a good sized web site should only take a few afternoons. Remember, you are defining in general what you are communicating. The specifics come later.
When you are finished, you will find that the remainder of the web site analysis and design process will go much smoother. And it should - you know what you are trying to communicate. That sure makes it easier to do so.

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Display ગુજરાતી(gujarati) Text in HTML Page Using Frontpage

STEP 1: Open a new blank html file in Microsoft FrontPage and save it as index.html

 

STEP 2: Insert the following tag exactly after the tag.

 

 

 

STEP 3: To insert gujarati text in the body part

 

A.    Do it by knowing Unicode

 

i)     Type the code for characters that you desire to display on the html page. Here is the code-chart.

 

OR

 

B.     Use a keyboard utility that will help you to easily create content in Gujarati.

 

i)       Copy the whole content from that utility to your html page.

 

OR

 

C.    Install a Language Package Interface (LIP) from Microsoft site.

 

a)            Visit http://www.microsoft.com/unlimitedpotential/programs/llp.mspx

 

b)            Click on Localization Language offerings

 

c)             Select India in the image and Select Gujarati from the Asian languages List.

 

d)            Insert your download (ie. Windows vista, Windows XP, windows 2003)

 

e)            After validation of Genuine Microsoft product, it will provide a Download button.

 

f)             Download and save the file at appropriate place (by default, the name of the file will be LIP_gu-IN.mlc).

 

g)            Double click the file and go through the setup process, at the end of which Gujarati package will get installed in your computer.

 

h)            Now Click on Start->Control Panel

 

i)              Click to open Regional and Language Options.

 

j)             Click the Keyboards and Languages tab, and then click Change keyboards.

 

k)            Under Installed services, click Add.

 

l)             Click the language Gujarati (India) and then click OK.

 

m)           Now you will see a language bar in the task bar. It will show the current input language.

 

n)            Create the text part of the html page using Microsoft Word[Ensure that current keyboard language should be GU in language bar to type in gujarati]. Use the fonts that support Unicode like Arial Unicode MS, Shruti,etc. [Take help of Character Map, when needed]

 

[ To change the input language : Click the Input language button on the Language bar, and then click GU Gujarati (India) or EN English ( United States) as per your wish. If you don't see the Language bar, right-click the taskbar, point to Toolbars, and then click Language bar. ]

 

o)            Copy the content to Front page html file.

 

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Rest Sexy

January 20th, 2010 admin No comments

Rest Sexy
Rest Sexy
Is it just me or are Turkish men terribly sexy?

I didn't date any of them that I met there this summer but now that I am back at school, I look at the local boys here and all I can see is what they are missing, Turkish charm, looks, charisma. What is it that they have got that the rest of the world is lacking?

haha ya I kind of agree with you. When you come back to America (or whereve you are from) you notice the guys are so much hotter in Turkey. wow I don't know about "Turkish charm", they are nice to you and say anything sweet to make you like them but then they have a side you never see of them...not all of them just the ones I know and a lot of my guy cousins are like that unfortunately. but ya I agree with you, they do have that look that just makes you love them.

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Some of the videos that are available to look at involve models tripping over their feet on the catwalk, soccer teams scoring the most hilarious goals, videos of pets getting up to the strangest things. This is enough to make you laugh. Then you get games that you can try out, and after you have, rate it and even leave a comment! How much fun is that? Get a little serious and watch a few funny Paris Hilton videos. There is just so much to see and get involved with.

Just give this a try, and rest assured that you will be laughing long after you have logged off. This will even break a miserable man free of his clutches. Once you have finished with the videos, and if you are still standing, try checking out a few pictures. There are sexy pictures taken of girls and a few getting a sneak peek of sexy girls in public. The hilarious stuff comes in when a little boy is trying to fight with a few police officers; a civilian is talking to a statue, an old man is tanning in the sun wearing a white bikini and a little girl is sitting between two boys and pecks them each on the cheek.

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